Petition to stop people whinging about noise from venues and activities which have been there for years, just because they've bought a house there recently and they want nothing to happen in the world, ever. Think of that old git that moved next to Castle Combe and tried to get it closed down, and it's really rather easy to sign.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/livewithit/
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/livewithit/